- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

Potassium? K.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

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