Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

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What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

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whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

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What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

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What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

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What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

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A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

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Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

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Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

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What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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