- Anti Joke

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

What fires shots? A gun

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Whats the defination of cruelty

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.