Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

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