Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

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Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

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What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

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u know whats a crime? rape

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Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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Your momma's so old she might die soon.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

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Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

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Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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