- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

whats the stage after cancer? you die

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

if you don't like this you're gay

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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