- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Obama = ebola

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

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a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

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