- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

Men's rights

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

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