- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

Your mama is so fat. Just look at her.

Anti Jokes = Drained

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

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