- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy 1:Whats the difference between a towel and toilet paper? Guy2: I dont know Guy : SO IT WAS YOU!

Guy 1: Ask me if I have a banana in my ear. Guy 2: Do you have a banana in your ear? Guy 1: Sorry I can't hear you I have a banana in my ear

Whats green and smells like ass? My ass. I lied about the green..

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

Ha! You're so gay that I respect the sexuality you were born with and I feel completely comfortable with, and happy for, you and your preferences.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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