- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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