Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

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Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

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Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

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Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

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A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

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Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

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what's worse than pie? alot of things.

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What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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if you don't like this you're gay

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AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

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Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

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have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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