Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

Obama = ebola

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

Obama lin Baden.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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