- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

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