Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

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Why? Why not?

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

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What's one plus one? two.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

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what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

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What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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Yeah, "master hypnotists" (and do not even get me started on hypnotherapists, they completely suck!) keep claiming that you need to keep up to date with the "constantly developing art of hypnosis" The thing is though, that hypnosis does not develop itself, people develop it further, and when the key ingredient is actually believing things under a certain state, you can do anything, even slow the passage of time to a halt. Once I tried that, I was disappointed when I figured out that it did not work, so I went shopping (for groceries), then realized that no time had passed at all, sounds like bullshit, and yeah I wont be trying that again anytime soon, lucid dreaming is good enough, you can spend hours and hours in a lucid dream state, days, and then wake up and figure out you slept like two hours or something.

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i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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