- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

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