What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

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Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Wait! hundred billions!

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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