- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

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This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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