Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house..... It's ok he hasn't either.

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what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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What does? 42

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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Always do, always will, I have overcome far worse, doctor told my mother when I was born (without a heartbeat) that I was dead, and if they somehow managed to get me breathing again (heart beating etc) I would have suffered so much brain damage that I would not have a concious mind, in other words I would never have been able to learn anything, not to speak nor to type... ...Gotta say I pretty much fucking disagree with the "good" old doctor, and for the record, my heart is as healthy as... Healthy can be I am ambidextrous, but because of this eyedrum mutant thing of mine, I cant tell left from right, because well, to my radar senses both are left and right. Sorry if I am not making much sense here, just bleed a bit out of my nose, had it been from my ears, things could have gotten ugly, but no, its all good.

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a blind man walks into a wall

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