a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

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What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

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What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

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why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

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A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

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chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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