Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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