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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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