A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

binladin walks into the american seals

You know what's funny? Rape

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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