What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

you know whats not funny white boards.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

im not black, im Joseph Kony

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

What is the difference?

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

a man makes a bad joke

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

I? Everett

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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