How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

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What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

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1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

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What's the difference between a plumber and a gynecologist? One has a knowledge of piping system of a house and the ability to fix said pipes and the other has the medical knowledge of a women's vagina.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

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A man wearing dark sunglasses walks into a convenience store with a dog on a leash. He goes to the middle of the store, and he starts swinging the dog around over his head by the leash. The store clerk comes over and asks, "what are you doing?" The man replies, "Ajiohskdcojqpowuskncvlkzb" Not knowing what else to do, the clerk calls 911. It turns out the man's name is Ruprict, and he has escaped from the local mental institution. A police officer shortly arrives to bring Ruprict back to the hospital.

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Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

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What do you call an Arabic man who crashed a plane into a business building? A careless pilot whose recklessness caused him to crash into a building. His stupidity and lack of plane control skill led to a horrible accident that involved the death of thousands of innocent people and the death of many business people's office pets.

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

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What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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