What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

What do you call an blank test? an F

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

Do the roar!

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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