roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

womens rights.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

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