A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

q. What's the worst thing about your family a. There related to you

Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

brock has small hands for a small job

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

a chinese man pays the full price

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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