- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

What do you call an blank test? an F

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

Roses are flowers.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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