What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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lol

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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This is hypothetical remember, just examples with no roots in real life events. The problem with your former employee, was that he would easily have played the victim, certain organizations would have paid him a fortune for the intel he had collected, and surely also agreed to let him walk away, and get you and your small (relatively) crack team death penalty on the spot, just like the underground, you would have been branded terrorists simply because certain people would have earned billions by doing so. The wizard would most likely have gone free, as long as he shared every tiny bit of info, then the cops, the feds, would have blamed it all on you for being his supervisor, you would not have survived the ordeal, trust me.

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