- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

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Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

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What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

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