- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

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