Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

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Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

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roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

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So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

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Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

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1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

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A man wearing dark sunglasses walks into a convenience store with a dog on a leash. He goes to the middle of the store, and he starts swinging the dog around over his head by the leash. The store clerk comes over and asks, "what are you doing?" The man replies, "Ajiohskdcojqpowuskncvlkzb" Not knowing what else to do, the clerk calls 911. It turns out the man's name is Ruprict, and he has escaped from the local mental institution. A police officer shortly arrives to bring Ruprict back to the hospital.

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