- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

What do u call a cripple Biv

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

What is the difference?

a man makes a bad joke

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