- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

What's red and a cow? Red cow

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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