- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

dyslexics of the world untie!

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

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