- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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