What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

A black man walks out of a police station

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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