- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna know way i don't eat grapes? I hate Grapes.

Why is this anti-joke here? Because someone submitted it to this website.

How many armless people does it take to change a lightbulb? I dunno, that's why I asked you... Hello?

Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

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