- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

What rhymes with milk...milf

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

A man walks into a vagina

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

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