- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

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