- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

Wanna know way i don't eat grapes? I hate Grapes.

How many armless people does it take to change a lightbulb? I dunno, that's why I asked you... Hello?

Why is this anti-joke here? Because someone submitted it to this website.

who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

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