- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

Tucker Rivera

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

No

why did you poop because you are a poop

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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