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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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