Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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diarrhea.

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs __(___ |____| O O -

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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