jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

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What's that Lassie? Timmy fell in the well again? And you couldn't care less because the stupid kid never looks where he's going?

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Doctor, doctor, i feel like a pair of curtains. Well I'm going to refer you to a mental institute and forward this meeting to a specialist due to the schizophrenic attitude and belief you have. However, I will have to ask you to come back in tomorrow or later today for further tests as to why you feel this way. This is highly abnormal and should be fixed immediately. Another further concerns please contact me asap.

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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