- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

What is white and black and red all over.

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

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