knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: b/c it was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out if the tree? A: b/c it was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: b/c he thought it was a game. Q: Why did the toaster fall out of the tree? A: The branch snapped. Q: Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? A: She was hit by three monkeys and a toaster :( MAB99

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Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

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Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

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why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

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Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

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Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

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How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

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What is white and black and red all over.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

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hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

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What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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what is 3+3= 8

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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