Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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