Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

Women outside of the kitchen.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Ring Ring Hello? Click

why did the zebra cross the road?

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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