- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

What happened to the fish? It drowned

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Lololol

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??