Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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