Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

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What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

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"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

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Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

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what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

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That was totally mean! I mean I was in no way going to say any of that to you! Especially not the last part, sorry that must have been part of the suggestion or something, I barely ever tell myself stuff like that, I mean stop it okay? I mean I totally read it and all but I was all like "I am notnot typing that" please stop it, its humiliating.

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What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

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Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

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Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

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Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

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whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

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Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

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What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

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