Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

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