Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Charlie Sheen

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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