Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

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Half life 3 confirmed

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yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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Pigachu is a Porkemon.

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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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A man penetrates another man.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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