- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Charlie Sheen

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Faithful men.

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

A man walks into a bar. As he walks in, numerous people turn their heads in awe. Is it... it can't be. It's Paul McCartney, the famous musician! "Oh - I'm not Paul McCartney". The man then said. "I just look a lot like him. Sorry." "Awww. That's a shame." said John Lennon, disappointed.

Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

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