Bryson got a concussion...he died

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Jebron Lames.

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Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

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A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

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What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

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If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

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What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

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an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

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Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

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Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

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Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

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What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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