- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

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