- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

Your face is hilarious.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

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