- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

SUCK MY NUTS

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

I haven't left my basement in 29 years

Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

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