What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

Actually it was me Josh brown

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

whats a joke

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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