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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

i committed murder

Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

It's likely that very few people will read this.

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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