- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

A russian gives away vodka.

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