Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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