- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

Yo Mama just died.

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

Communism hehe xd

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

What made Qtip's so dangerous? Q-tip's music

What was the baker a coward? He didn't have the "Bunz" to prove it!

Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

Roses are red violets are blue... Only not really. Actually light is reflected off them and these colors show up soo....

What did the Asian say after he had a nightmare? Nothing his nightmare was actually reality and a dishwasher fell on him and killed him.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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