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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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