- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

When life throws knives at you, run away.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

A pope meets another one

Adam Chebali is awesome

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

what is worse than a guy pissed?

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

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