Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

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There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

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Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

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A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

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What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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