What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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