- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

A pope meets another one

Adam Chebali is awesome

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

what is worse than a guy pissed?

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

Why are white people white? I don't know

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