What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

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A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

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Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

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Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

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what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

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Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

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knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

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Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

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The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

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There was once a Polish man who was extremely sad with life because people always made fun of him. He decided to do something about it. He sat down to contemplate the situation, and after a few hours, he thought, "I have never seen anyone making fun of Italians. So, if I start talking and behaving like them, no one will be able to make out that I am Polish and make fun of me." He went into isolation for three months and after a lot of practice, he walked confidently into a shop and said, "I am a very hungry. Give me some pepperoni and zucchini." Immediately, the man behind the counter said "Are you Polish?" This guy was taken aback and he repeated his request. The man behind the counter said, "Are you Polish or not?" This man was finally very ashamed and amazed at the shop owner's discerning ability and so he admitted to the fact after which he asked, "But how did you know?" The shopkeeper replied, "My grandmother was Polish. I could tell by your accent."

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An Irish man, Scots man and a Welsh man walk into a bar. The barman says, "what is this some kind of joke?!" Peter, who lives in Cardiff, returned home, depressed that he is viewed as some sort of clown. It reminded him of when he was a school boy; a giant spot appeared on his nose. The kids just laughed at him. "Don't worry Peter" he said to himself, "It will all be over now... He later hung himself. His family have been informed.

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How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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Q: How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? A: You open the door put the giraffe in and the close the door. Q: How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? A: You open the door to the refrigerator take the giraffe out then put the elephant in and close the door. Q: The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend but one, which one is it? A: The elephant it's in the fridge Q: You have to cross a river that is inhabited by crocodiles how do you cross it? A: You swim across, the crocodiles are at the animal conference.

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Whats the difference between a house and a mouse If you think about it , quite a lot really

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

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i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

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