Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

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Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl! I'm sorry,that was just really rude of me. I've been talking to my therapist and I think this insolent behavior came from my dad. I always wanted his approval but he always liked my brother more and blah blah yak yak.....

"I see!" said the blind man, as he picked up a saw and hammer.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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