Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

"I see!" said the blind man, as he picked up a saw and hammer.

what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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