- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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