What is it about homosexuals that's so gay? What is it about heterosexuals that's so straight? What is it about an apple that's so gay?(Because it's a FRUIT right?) What is it about penises that's so straight?

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I know 7 facts about you: 1. You're reading this. 2. You hate this overused shit. 3. You may think I will skip a number. 5. And you hate me much more. 6. You have seen porn. 7. You want me to kill myself. I am just gonna go suicide.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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What do you get six year old Hitler for his birthday? An Easy Bake Oven

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Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

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Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

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What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

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Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

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What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

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Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

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Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

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why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

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Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

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What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

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Anti Jokes = Drained

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Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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