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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the black women name her child jamaal

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

What happens to the blond when she reaches the top of the stairs She falls down them

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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