This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

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I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

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I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

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Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

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Lil Wayne

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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