what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

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Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

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Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

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Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

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sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

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Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

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Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

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