- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

why did the blue berry cross the road

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

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