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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

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