- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

This is an anti- joke

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

What would u like to drink?

69

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

antonis sister is mighty fine

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

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