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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

whats hairy and crys your mom

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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