roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

So a baby seal walks into a club

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

Whats Better Than Apple Pie Sweeeet Pie

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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