- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of chicken? A lot.

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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