what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

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Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

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Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

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Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

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What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

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yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

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Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

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why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

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What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

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Anti Jokes = Drained

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What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

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why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

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Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

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What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

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I have cancer. And you're next.

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wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

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What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

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Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

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