- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are white people white? I don't know

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

How does a black guy die? Unknown

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

what did the blind man see? Nothing he felt the penis in his butt.

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Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

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