What did the Asian say after he had a nightmare? Nothing his nightmare was actually reality and a dishwasher fell on him and killed him.

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YEAH! LIKE RELLEZ! XD Anyway, sure, it depends, you don't get voted as the most pointless man on Horse-head network without working some for it, but if really weird comments impress you, then sure. Honestly though, I might have been flexing my show off muscles a bit more than usual, as in posting more stupid stuff than usual, BUT, that is because when a MAN meets a sexy WOMAN, yet another one than his WIFE, his already boiling testosterone burns with flames... ...And yeah, where where we again? Oh yeah, you acting a bit bimbo, and me going "RELLEZ" just to make you aware... Then added this.

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Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

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What was the baker a coward? He didn't have the "Bunz" to prove it!

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Roses are red violets are blue... Only not really. Actually light is reflected off them and these colors show up soo....

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

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How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

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What made Qtip's so dangerous? Q-tip's music

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

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Communism hehe xd

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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Anti Joke

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