Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

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Honk if you're Amish!

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

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What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

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What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

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What's half of 8? o

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

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mmm i love marble bumhole

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An american family is picknicking on the bottom of the ocean. They are eating french fries, big mac's, chicken mc nuggets and drinking coca cola, some slurpies too, all purchased at the local mac donalds near lyndon blvd, in chevy chase near that weird house with the toothless lady that always smiles and then all of a sudden frowns at you, often wearing either a dark green or mint green dress. Spongebob squarepants comes drifting by dead in circular pants and little Sally, their youngest daughter asks a question, which cannot be heard because they're underwater.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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