- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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